Pops Taylor

"The Most Interesting Dog in the World"

Pops was born on a day that doesn't end in "Y."  Although neutered, he has fathered hundreds of litters from California to Georgia,.  He has x-ray vision, and he can snorkel.  If Pops barks at you, it is because you are wrong.  The AKC recognizes Pops's breed, even though no one knows exactly what it is.  Pops feels no fear, but he can smell it.   He has four white paws and four black paws.  Pops has a thousand-yard stare, and he has been in four world wars.  He can track satellites with one eye and stars with the other.  His bark can be heard from 50 kilometers, but he can hear it from twice that distance.  His lick can heal, but his bite can kill.  He dates for personality and has never had less than four relationships at once. 

 

 

"I rarely eat dog food, but when I do, I make it Purina."

~Pops Taylor